I never reblogged a blog before… But this one is hilarious! As I am getting close to that period in life – starting that period in life, I might say – it cracked me up. Enjoy!
Warning: Male Diners: Do Not patronize this 1 * starlet establishment! And male readers? Scroll to the next Football article.
In this day and age, (especially at my age!) with the influx of baby boomer women reaching their mid-life years, it’s about time someone finally got smart and opened a restaurant specializing in issues exclusive to menopausal females. Women come to these establishments for a little R & R, hence their name — “Rest-or-Rants!”
I invite you to accompany me during tonight’s dining experience, complete from
droopy butts soup-to-nuts.
As I stroll inside, I immediately detect the light strains of Carly Simon crooning in the background, “I haven’t got time for the pain…” (so far so good!) followed by a cheery greeting from the “Hostess with the Mostest…” wrinkles, that is. But how refreshing to be seated by a Menopausal Mama instead of the usual “Stunning, Spanxless, Skinny-Jeaned, Stiletto-Heeled, Sexy…
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